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#当兴欣队碰上诈骗电话#          第三弹~[估摸着是最后一弹啦}噫,挺无聊的一弹,别打我                                                          安文逸篇                                                                         洗完澡准备熄灯睡觉的安文逸放在床头柜上的手机响了, 他撩了撩自己湿漉漉的头发顺手接了起来        “喂?”                                                                    “先生您好 ,这里是洞洞拐国际金融中心,请问您是否有投资股市的想法或者是需要理财,我们公司可以提供为您很好的保障能让你的钱发挥到最大的用途,一本万利绝对是您的最佳选择啊!”                 这边的安文逸又拨了两下头发淡淡的问                             "有风险么 "                                                            "厄,这个,您想想做什么事是没风险的呢,在这风险背后是巨大的财富,而我们公司会让你将风险降到最低,您不用担心“                                               ”降到多少?“                                                            ”这就要看您的款额了,越大我们会越低"                        "哦,这样啊那我挂了啊"                                                  "您挂了干嘛,没风险的,真的!”                                    “没风险好啊,可是我没钱”                                                                                                                        “......”
唐柔篇                                                                                                                                             被叶修虐了十多轮的唐柔正四处找人pk,果然她的手机响了【为啥要用果然.....]                                            “您好,这里是是洞洞拐国际金融中心 ,请问您是否有要理财或者投资的想法呢,HAHA,你真是找对地方了~“                                                                                                                                             "你玩荣耀么?“                                                                                                                                     "额,啥...哦,玩啊怎么了”                                                                                                                       “pk吧"
罗辑篇                                                                                                                                                    上完厕所的罗辑突然手机响了                                                                                                                            “您好,这里是洞洞拐国际金融中心,请问您是否想过要投资股市坐收渔利呢,没关系,就算您在家也可也看遍整个股市的盛况,加入我们洞洞拐,您能收获一个更全新的未来,也能在家人面前扬眉吐气赚大钱,不要再犹豫,有了我们,您的钱绝对是无风险高利润啊“                                                                          ”先生,我认为你这样说是没有数学根据的,不如你画一条函数图像,你看,任何的收入与风险大概是成正比的,所以说,您说完全没风险这是.......【省略一千字】(咳咳,我也不知道罗辑在说什么,毕竟伦家的数学在及格线上徘徊⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄)                                                                                                                “额....是这样,我们可以将您的风险降到最低,而收入最高的”                                                                    “你看,你这又犯了知识性的错误,我们刚刚不是说了么.....懂了么,就是这么一个意思的,很简单吧,喂喂喂?噫,怎么挂电话了"                                                                                                                                
乔一帆篇                                                                                                                                                      乔一帆正和叶修探讨如何才能把人坑到鬼阵里去,他在裤兜里的手机并没有响~                                                             此篇完                                                                                                                                                      【啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦,没惹,其实吧,我也想写啊,可是他的手机没响啊,没办法,这是天意啊】

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